Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition - Offensive Crayons – FRIVVY

May 24,2024

Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition - What Jesus really wanted for his birthday. In the spirit of the holidays capitalism, our delightfully irreverent Offensive.
Holiday Edition Offensive Crayons - Reflecting the Awkwardness of the Holiday Season Experience the hilarious side of the holiday season with our Holiday Edition Offensive Crayons. These delightfully irreverent crayons are specifically designed to accurately reflect the awkwardness and absurdity of this ho-ho-horrendous time of year. Instead of giving Karen in HR a generic $10 Starbucks card, why not surprise your friends, family, or coworkers with a marginally better gift? Our Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition is the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift for the consummate Grinch, asshole, atheist, or anyone with a wicked sense of humor. Key Features: 24 offensively named crayons in assorted colors Made by Santa's Little Elves (more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China) Non-toxic, gluten-free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them organic Hilariously designed pack measures 1.1-inch deep x 4.4 inches tall x 2.6 inches wide Reflect on the misery that the holiday season brings to your life with colors that perfectly complement it. While we can't guarantee that all 24 crayons will be offensive, you can expect a few surprises. These crayons are truly offensive and not for the easily offended. Put the ho back in holidays with our Offensive Crayons Holiday Edition. Created by Not Narrow or Straight LLC, these crayons are the love child of humor and irreverence. Embrace the inappropriate and spread some laughter this holiday season!

24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think),